Funny!!!!!!

  • What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock
  • What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short

  • What word begins and ends with an ‘e’ but only has one letter? Envelope

  • What has a neck but no head? A bottle

  • What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam

  • What gets wetter as it dries? A towel

  • Why did the boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.

  • Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The C

  • What starts with a ‘P’, ends with an ‘E’ and has thousands of letters? The Post Office!

  • What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg

  • Why can’t a man living in New York be buried in Chicago? Because he’s still living!

  • What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A teapot

  • How many letters are there in the English alphabet? There are 18: 3 in ‘the’, 7 in ‘English’ and 8 in ‘alphabet’.

  • Which month has 28 days? All of them of course!